I'm in a the middle of a divorce. Things didn't work well between the wife and I and really its mostly my fault for that. We went over the papers a couple of days ago. I really hate this.

Freeweights hurt when liberally applied to ones forehead.

I really do look like Travis Touchdown from No More Heros..... or I sould say he looks like me.

As a quick follow up to my fit post I must say after installing a pull-up bar Saturday and cumulatively doing about 40 over two days I am really freakin sore and its awesome! I seriously recommend that if you are either into pain or fitness get one!

In the past 6 months I have worked off 5 inches from my waistline. Wow from 36 to 31....not bad right?

Oh OH OH! Also The funny part is I put on enough muscle that I still weigh exactly the same. And I tell ya the wife...she likes it

Ah okay kids remember only let trained idiot work on your transmission ( for those of you that have cars that is). Its still amazes and angers me that a thin unweildy strip of rubber can mean life or death in what should be a simple bit of automotive maintenance. I mean honestly to chance the fluid in a transmission all thats needed is 1. drop pan and drain 2. change filter 3. put new gasket on pan 4. reinstall pan. 5. ???? 6. profit.

But fuck no! Damn stupid rubber bastard won't like the hell up and no I have a driveway covered in red goo!

I need a better hobby.

Wow I get on this morning and I see a ton of good flash.

Also I busted out 50 pushups before work and I feel buff!

Lately there have been a few new and shitty portal submissions that for some weird reason pop up in my favorite flash folder even though I never added them. Has anyone else around noticed this happening because you know I am not gooing to add something I voted "0" on. So what the hell? Is it a bug in the server or is it a genuine problem where someone has put in some malicious code?
I'm going to date myself but the same thing happened years back with the flash "DBZ in a nutshell" it was god awful but somehow had a mega high score...it took almost a year before the mods found that it had code that anytime the movie was opened to view it auto voted itself a 5 score. I think the same kind of thing is happening again with some newer animations and they are flying under the radar because they may only be auto voting themselevs a 2 or 3 score just to stay alive.

Ah what a good day. This has nothing to do with anything but I got a new hat made of of raffia and hemp. First time in my life one has looked good on me. The wife greatly approves and so does my boy.

Its been almost 3 years since I last got on here and tore up the portal but here I am back and finding that the new Newgrouds crowd lacks in both taste and talent so I am back blamming the everloving shit out of the crap that some how finds its way through.